far cry from innocence.

2008-02-11T18:17:00.000+08:00

janvin.livejournal.com :D

2008-02-04T23:41:00.000+08:00

yay. january rocked.

pierced my lip.
took the ring out and let the hole close,
almost exactly 24 hours later.

didn't like it.
eating was a pain.
i had to drink with the straw coming in through the side of my mouth.

but i didn't think.
WHY DON'T PUT STUD?
okay i'm fucking stupid.
so i think im gonna pierce my lip again.
haha.
TONGUE TOO :D
but glenn won't do it.
bitch ass.
guess i have to pay then.

alright. piercings aside.
got stuck in the lift after a few games of escape.
7 storey carpark at the new apartments at kimtian.
omfg luh. run like mad.
alright.
10 people in the lift.
before that,
in another lift.
jaarvis shouted mosh.
nothing wrong.
this time. mosh.
lift stuck. omfg.
lift went slowly frm 1st floor - 2nd floor.
stopped. door didnt open.
repeat. 3rd floor.
all the way to 30th.
i thought i was going to die :o not.
at 30th. the highest floor.
thought it would stop.
went up a little.
OUT OF SERVICE.
everyone was still cheering.

watched the mist.
woohoo! rate it 5/5.
PSYCHO CHRISTIAN DIED. WOOHOO.
i hate christians man :x
the show didn't help.

pics later.

2008-01-20T02:01:00.000+08:00

jamming is making me go broke :o
i should just learn drumming.
dont have to drag one heavy guitar around.
just carry two pathetic sticks :/

2008-01-10T00:37:00.000+08:00

work work.
got drenched yesterday.
whole day dont wanna rain. closing then rain.
SHIT MAN.
talked abt girls.
lmao-ed.
PHELAN. WATCH OUT :O

love. your aunt scared the crap outta me.

2008-01-08T02:25:00.000+08:00

hi. im bored.

my pay sucks.

and half of it is going to my mum.

alr so pathetic still wanna cut it in half :(

HELLO JEAN! :D

2007-12-28T02:41:00.000+08:00

kick ass week i think.
lazy take pic :D

went to cosmo after work on christmas eve.
primary sch buddies drink!
saw a guy get arrested for spraying snow on the policemans face ( i bet his not s'porean we are stupid. but not that stupid )
got free buffalo wings and paid for a drink :(
jon joined later.

got conned into smoking shisha yesterday.
wtf. and i paid for the most expensive coke in my life. $10.50.
TEQUILA SHOTS ARE LIKE 10 BUCKS SINCE WHEN COKE MORE EXPENSIVE THEN ALCOHOL!?! ?@#$
purple haze at cosmo was 11. WTH. I HATE THT RANDOM BAR I WENT TO. CHEAT MY MONEY :(
so kids. ask for price before ordering stuff.

stopped work at m&s.
will miss you guys.
starting work at cosmo.
hope the manager wasnt drunk when he told me to go on 29th.
COME VISIT ME :D outside wisma.
thanks.

2007-12-06T01:14:00.000+08:00

started work at m&s.
soooo slack. so fun.

seriously. whoever typed this is barred frm spelling bees for 123140 years.

been ages since i last blogged. quite a number of pics.

QUEUED UP FOR SWEELEE SALE :D:D:D:D:D

road show below sweelee.

ehhhhhhh. company for the long night.

cant believe youre still thinking of what guitar to get.

fucking M(o)FO members. TOOK MY RG321 FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!

yes. 7pm - 9am there.

of course we were the first in the queue :o
the queue was longggggg man.

eugene's buy.

janvin's buy.

the colour is so cool.
first guitar :D

prom :O:O:O:O

bye bye p6 partner. you going to teh u s and a.

thanks for the blog. no thanks for calling me kero.

youre an asshole in cs. but the other way arnd outside cs.

love you all. enough said.

maybe not ms kang :D

GESS@HOUGANG. THT WAS SO LONG AGO.

somemore class moments. sry. lost all the pics :(

4E07' lives yall.

and lastly. pearl.

youre probably dead at spca now.
and before you think im an irresponsible pet owner.
i dont fully own this dog.
thank you.

2007-11-21T23:47:00.000+08:00

oh man. tht empty feeling again.
secondary sch life is over.
we will nvr sit together in tht classroom again guys.
:(

I WANNA GO BACK TO SCH.
i wanna be sec4 again!! :(((((

fuck. when its over its over.
i wanna go through prom again. i wanna go through those 3 chalet days again.
but. they are both over. its alllllllllllll over.
the same thing won't happen again.
yes. fuck you life.

prom was the shitz.
as usual. the loudest class.
can't forget the cheers and random shouting.
can't forget the class.
4E07' LIVESSSSS ASSSSSHOLES.

ive been setting my com up since 4.
it crashed on me and i had to reformat again.
I LOST THE CLASS PICS AND VIDEOS.
OMG. IM SORRY GUYS.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH. I WANT TO GO THROUGH THT 4E CLASSROOM LIFE AGAIN!
k. ive nvr been so emo in my life :/

2007-11-14T12:16:00.000+08:00

caught like 4hrs sleep today.
slept at 5 :( and theres chalet today!
no more sleep again.
god knows what they will do to you when they see you doze off :/

attica yesterday was alright.
for us lah. not for attica.
woohoo. got "go lah go lah"-ed by ben.
FULL HOUSE ROFL. PEOPLE IN GUESTLIST ALSO CANNOT GO IN.
got fight outside. overcrowded inside.
ppl tht bought tickets also cannot go in.
pay $13 bucks get $5 refund.
luckily we went in early :o
so if you see "fuck attica" somewhere. you know why.

yes. and ben should stop repeating hw loyal he is :D

2007-11-11T01:24:00.000+08:00

omfg. forget to say.
GOT MY HAIR CUT BY MR LOW ON THE LAST DAY OF THE LAST YEAR OF SCH.
THANK YOU VERY MCH.

couldn't repair it.
now i have a mini slope tht will disappear in a week or two.
but FUCK YOU!
YES. FUCK YOU!

job hunting on thursday and friday :/
tired like @#$@#

my heel still hurts frm tht stupid jump during escape.
shouldn't have made tht dumb jump lah.
at least i should have aimed and not land on grills -.-

i want to go back to sch :(

and im too lazy to upload pics.

everyone went crazy over that fairfieldsec girl in ikea :o
YES! EUGENE YOU PANGSEH ASS. YOU MISSED THT GIRL. OMFG HAHA TO YOU.

2007-11-07T22:42:00.000+08:00

AH NEED JOB :O

O'S ARE OVER :D

BACK TO CS :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

escape was funnnnnnnnnnnn!
until police came again.
like wtf is wrong with playing catching in the carpark.
stupid people keep complaining.

okay. i know catching is for kids.
but the way we play it.
its for adults.

still recovering frm tht jump :/ ugh.

2007-11-05T18:29:00.000+08:00

AHHHHHHHHHAH.
i spent like an hour studying venice and venice came out.
rofl @ those that studied alot.

today was a fucking blur day.
i made ck spend 15 dollars extra.

O LEVELS ARE OVER!
time to work tmr.
year end swee lee sale. HERE I COME :D

2007-10-28T22:08:00.000+08:00

o level weeks :(

been "studying" at gwc for quite some time now.
many went crazy over this girl we saw. she sat two tables in front of us.
now the first thing we look for while studying is the girl :o
what happened to studying man.

im sooooo pissed and dead.
studied whole textbook for chemistry.
in the end. only 2 chapters came out.
and i fucked up amaths.

i just realised i have double eyelid on my left eye and not on my right.
that is so fucking annoying. im like one eye big one eye small.
and people are finding out hw to get double eyelids.
im finding out hw to get RID of double eyelids.

:/

2007-10-18T22:13:00.000+08:00

ahhh. practical.
i got zinc carbonate :D
woohoo.

yesterday we saw a girl in canteen.
for 4 years in sch weve nvr seen her before.
maybe its her super short skirt and stupidly small shirt. tsk tsk. tiko mans.

i thought i was the only one who has nvr seen her before till everyone else pointed it out.
O.O
so who was she?

during recess we saw her with victor?!
victors girlfriend frm fairfield -.-
okay. wrong. fairfield in our sch in our sch uniform.
she borrowed sch uniform frm someone and sneaked in lah.
wah. daring. I LIKE o.o

went to some budget jamming studio at jurong east on monday?
rubbish. got pulled there for no reason.
did nothing but practice.
zk wanted to record dont know what and make beats.
in the end. one guy plays hip hop one guy plays metal and one guy plays classic/blues.
hw to coordinate. ive no damn idea.

pics after o's :o
later.

2007-10-12T00:07:00.000+08:00

resident evil was gooooooooooooooood.
much better than the first two imo.

o levels coming.
everyones telling me its just one more month.
im really gonna die cause up till now i still have no idea what geog or ss is.
and im trying to befriend amaths again.
amaths is one unfriendly person.
im soooooooooo gonna fail ss/geog.
study so mch and they only gave us 2 months after o's to play.
im totally gonna make full use of tht 2 months.

pearl is next to my bed now sleeping.
damn it. dogs have really good lives :(

2007-10-10T00:38:00.000+08:00

wicked weekend.
looking after a sick siberian husky.
zomg. its white with blue eyes. i see dani filth in her.
and her name is PEARL. fortunately/unfortunately my mums name is also pearl.
it was adopted. i did not name it pearl.

stupid previous owner. let the dog get yeast and mange.
COST 140 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THE VET.
doesnt matter. not i pay :D
reporting tht fag to SPCA >:D

2007-10-01T22:24:00.000+08:00

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
TWO WHEELS ON MY SKATEBOARD CRACKED AND SPLIT INTO TWO!
WHAT RUBBISH!
JUST WHEN I HAPPILY BRUISED MY OTHER SHIN AND DECIDED TO PRACTICE LIKE MAD.
THE SECOND DAY MY SKATEBOARD DIED.

:( time to save for a REAL skateboard. not a 50 dollar one :D

2007-10-01T00:01:00.000+08:00

YAY. got my vans old skools.

getting hit in the shin by a wild skateboard was fun.
LETS DO THAT AGAIN.

2007-09-27T20:44:00.000+08:00

every fucking day is ssp.
then normanton.
been to normanton every day this week :o

catching tmr again. muahaha.
i got 30 for prelim l1r5 :(
f9 for humans and amaths.
zomg. gotta get back in touch with amaths.

grad ceremony tmr.
class video was rushed in a day but it was pretty funny.
hahahaha.
and i have no fucking idea what i'm gonna wear on grad night.
nooooooooooooooo.

2007-09-18T00:25:00.000+08:00

my after o's plan is so fucking expensive :o

im like learning chem all over again now.
turns out chem isn't so bad after all.
but still, mdm goh should just die.

dropped my ez-link today.
great. just great.
was heading home frm rc.
left it on my lap. probably dropped when i was stupidly walking down 273.
ARRRGHHH!

gym today was fun.
catching guys checking girl's out.
HAHAHA!
we are getting pretty damn good at it.
one guy got caught five times! wth?!

ohhhhhhhhhhh.
i told my uncle a damn good reason for not studying.
NO MOTIVATION TO WORK.
actually its quite true.
actually, its damn true.

2007-09-16T21:43:00.000+08:00

god.
what a weekend :o
overnight at rc on friday.
went home 9 in the morning on saturday.
had to go for big bike fest luh.
zzz.
intended to wake up at 12.
slept till 5 :o
body clock gone wrong.

went big bike fest today again.
NO DUCATIS. WHAT IS THIS.
NO STUNT PERFORMANCE EITHER.
only a bunch of idiotic harley riders.
and a guy tht got laughed at because he only managed to burn his tires for like 2 seconds?

there was dunk-the-maxim-girl though :o
the emcee actually said," SHES WEARING WHITE! I LIKE .... "
fucking pervert :D
yeah. when i saw the girl i was like omfg. she's not hot. why is everyone cheering.
walked all over town.
yes. we have decided to save up like mad.
and go wild at the year end zara sale.
hehehehehe.

been to delta 4 times this week :(

2007-09-13T21:16:00.000+08:00

old ass pics.

at weeyangs place watching lotsa movies.

yes. sleep somemore.

all wrapped up in toilet paper.

chilling outside AVA?

everyone started playing beautiful girl on their phones :o

teachers/be yourself day.
the all blacks.

someones wanted at tenchi at vivo for stealing a ps3. nice one man.
he took the ps3 while looking at the camera. RESPECT MAN :O

RC! good lighting yeah?
can even play ps2 when youre bored.
slept there for 4 days :/

2007-09-07T09:16:00.000+08:00

omfg.
totally no time since tuesday.
its been going to rc at 4pm-8am next morning.
go home. sleep. then rc again.
thank god todays the last day.
i'm so fucking sleepy now.

no fucking way i'm going back to mac.
rc is so mch better.
at least i get work done.
at mac. i do like 2 qns and i start wasting time away.

eugene still owes the PRIMARY SCHOOL FUCKERS a picture of his gamer girl ( fuck. so jealous. gamer girl leh. )
asshole. damn girl magnet.
the girl found him. not the other way arnd. ( jealous x2 )
yes eugene. if you're reading this and we still don't have the picture.
you're so dead.
another ho's before bro's guy. disappointing. tsk tsk tsk.

argh. cannot take it alr.
i'm going to sleep.

2007-09-03T22:36:00.001+08:00

bought px100's.
they kick ass. totally.
trust internet reviews.
they don't lie :D

bm mac yesterday.
young girls nowadays are perverted.
i was in the toilet then suddenly one 6-8 yr old girl barge in.
i gave her the o_o" look.
wtf. luckily i was washing my hands.
otherwise i would have freaked out.

watched evan almighty today.
ages since i watched a movie in a cinema.
adult puberty. hahahaha. wtf.
that cracked me up.
movie was funny as hell.

too lazy to upload teachers' day pics :)

2007-09-01T00:00:00.000+08:00

today is the best day of my life man.
it was a longgggggggg day.
started school with like 6 people all dressed in black.
be yourself day :( they had a fucking hard time persuading me to wear outside clothes.
dumb sch celebration ended so late.

ugh. everyone thinks i wear skinnies.
I DONT LIKE SKINNIES THEY GRAB YOUR BALLS.
I WEAR SLIM JEANS.
actually the same luh.

slim = \ /
straight = | |
skinny = ||

OKAY?
SLIM DOESNT GRAB YOUR BALLS.
I LIKE IT ITS LIKE STRAIGHT AT THE TOP :D

okay lah. skinnies dont really grab your balls. they are nice too.

IM SO PISSED CAUSE I SAW TWO PEOPLE WITH THE SAME SHOE AS ME STANDING LIKE
LESS THAN 5M AWAY FROM ME.
SCREW CHUCK TAYLORS. COMMON SHIT.
SHOE-HUNTING BEGINS AGAIN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

k. played pool after leaving RV.
then. the best part of the day.
going home. and going out again for normanton escape.

normanton escape = hide&catch in normanton park with guys aged 16-20 running arnd for their lives like total idiots doing WHATEVER it takes to not get caught :D
we need binos the next time we play.

GETTING TO NORMANTON WAS THE BEST.
me and ranil were like waiting for 14 in a busstop with 14,32,65,139,970.
yeah. 5 FUCKING BUSES.
then. one 65 came.
then. the second 65 came.
THEN A THIRD 65 CAME.
THEN A FOURTH 65 CAME.

we thought the busstop was haunted.
4 65's in a row. no other buses in between.
WE RAN LIKE HELL TO THE NEXT BUSSTOP.
and we waited again..
FIFTH 65. OMFG. FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU !!!
SIXTH 65.
we stood up and ran to the next busstop again.
then two 14's came. like fucking finally.
there were 14 seats available on the top deck.
what a coincidence eh?
i thought i was going to die today or something.

while we were playing halfway.
suddenly ranil asked this kid to join us.
his name is zorro?!
HE IS 12. AND HE KNOWS DIFFERENTIATION.
I JUST GOT OWNED ON THE SPOT :D
HE EARNS HIS OWN DAMN MONEY OWNEDX2.
BY GIVING TUITION TO 19 YR OLD PEOPLE OWNEDX3.
FUCKING PRODIGY!!!

and i wasn't dao when you saw me at the busstop.
i didn't know what to do luh.

2007-08-28T22:29:00.000+08:00

im bored outta my fucking mind.
class was total chaos today.
some guys were held by like 7 guys.
while the guy is struggling, they put like rotten curry?! at his nose.
it fucking stinks, totally.
they broke the bag and it was all over the floor.
the whole class could smell it lah.
dammmmmmmmmmmmmn smelly. all the perfume ah cologne ah deodorant ah start coming out.
we had post-it wars too. free post-its frm innova jc what.

gladys is taunting me in my journal.
cause i kept writing no link rubbish.
and theres this dark secret we are keeping from her.
shes totally taunting me into revealing it.
not gonna work. harharhar.
im gonna continue writing rubbish.

curry videos up soon.

2007-08-26T22:50:00.000+08:00

pics from very long ago.

yes. condom ad at bus stop!
best condom arnd! 0.03mm, more feeeeeel.
( measured with micrometer screw gauge :D )

i cant believe they actually have condom ads.

iron maiden vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans.

another day in class.

this. we were so really bored.

and you will nvr get enough of our sexy teacher.

and colin's ...

canteeeeeen ahhhhhhh.
who sits at one table nowadays.

more of our sexay teacher.

wow. so honoured.

and er. HW.

3/11 people.

more of 4E.

"pretend to walk!"

the sweeeet stan smith :(

macdonalds. talking too mch rubbish.

study session became star folding session.

saw some china guy selling magic stuff outside NTUC.
WOW. $20 per deck.
buy 2 decks get 5 $8 decks free.
this idiot flashed so many times.
he gave away so many tricks.

go back to china :(

2007-08-20T20:04:00.000+08:00

i should totally stay away from queensway.
all the super nice shoes are like coming out now.
MIZ-29 SAID THE SHOE I WANT IS COMING IN OCTOBER!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
WOOHOO.

damn. but just outside miz-29.
i saw one real kick ass stan smith shoe :(
but the price is doubled. which is quite stupid.

time for vans old skool lows in october.
saw one nice osiris wallet.
there goes my guitar fund again x2.

2007-08-19T19:27:00.000+08:00

oh. guitar77 broke my heart.
they are not bringing in deluxe anymore :(
even if they did it will be 500 bucks
( thanks eugene for telling me its 290 :D )
somebody up there doesnt want me to get a guitar.

i cant believe i allowed eugene to get the same shoe as me.
my puma.
nevermind. i've forgiven his unforgivable act.
we are not gay.
the shoe is just too nice and irresistible :D

time for some long ago pics.

thanks louis for lending me this book.

the book is so damn funny but totally rubbish.
waste my time. dickson was totally interested though o.o

miss kang, miss kang.

honestly, i think she's abit mad.
like really mad?
not saying tht cause i don't like her.
maybe its cause she hasn't been laid before in 50 years?
right? MISS kang?

we have a killer mushroom in class.

"stay away or ill friggin cut JOO!"

jeez. everyday someone gets pwnt.

and everyday someone does something really stupid.

jaarvis + helmet = wear it and dance arnd class.

and when someone has a birthday party at macdonalds.
change it to your name!

that's all.

2007-08-16T22:05:00.000+08:00

what rubbish.
imeem refuses to play the whole song.
zzz.

whaaaaaaaaaaat rubbish.
gladys went to stc to as to invigilate and decided to give them all >30/40 for oral.
SEXIST EL TEACHER :(
everyone tht had her as their examiner got A1 leh!
CRAP.

2007-08-14T19:42:00.000+08:00

woohoo. new shoe.
since singapore refuses to show me my vans.
had to buy something else.
saw ironmaiden vans though.
woo. hw cool is that :o
but it isnt something you can wear out lah.

i still love my puma though.
class was fun today.
study program was not.
who likes studying in a fucking freezer?

2007-08-13T20:56:00.000+08:00

donkey years since the last post.
so many new dumb quotes.
but its so anti-girl it cant be posted here.

time to buy shoes this week.
wait. i still dont know what i want.
actually. i know what i want.
but i cant find it !!
guess i gotta be happy with chuck taylors.

C6 for chinese :(
my chinese sucks big time. bigggggggg time. bigtime.

english orals was so slow today.
i fell asleep for 5 minutes.
im like the last student.
everyone gone alr im still there.
wth.

i had a dream last night. i was talking to synyster gates.
how weird. maybe today its paul allender.
i think ive been smelling too mch spray paint.
its getting to my head.

2007-08-01T21:53:00.001+08:00

guitars bite.
guitar screaming was painful as hell to practice.
its an intermediate technique.
but since im such an idiot.
obviously theres no sch thing as beginner, intermediate and expert to me.
TRY ONLY :D

still not 100%. duh.
went to penin today.
asked abt the sob starter.

this girl with an sob walked in lor.
WTF.
eugene decided to piss me off by saying "wah, jealous not"
sob with purple strings.
hahahahahahaha.

2007-07-31T22:11:00.000+08:00

photobuckets being such a biatch.
its time to save money again.
4x the price of the watch.
:(

this guitar i want is like.
sexier than most girls ive seen :o
I MEAN. LOOK AT THE COLOUR.
was tht sexist?
eugene said it was.
anyway who cares right.

wont talk abt the mad security guard.
i thought he was a nice guy man.
oh well. wth.

2007-07-29T16:27:00.000+08:00

OMFG I JUST WOKE UP.
cause of death yesterday was almost dry contacts.
jeez. the dark side of contacts.

yes. and my mum didn't say anything abt me waking up at 4.
wow.
usually she asks if i went breaking into peoples houses.
instead. she says shes bringing us to bangkok?
158 bucks.
wth. give me better. i don't wanna go.
i don't wanna go.
i don't wanna go.
i don't wanna go.

ugh. im too lazy to post pictures nowadays.

it was hell from 12-9.

2007-07-27T21:36:00.000+08:00

best crosscountry i had in years.
we surrounded any random teacher and started clapping and cheering.

went to swim at jurong with classmates.
collecting the floats was the best.

my second time there.
the first time, i got float number 537.
i said if i got the same number again, no. there are so many floats.
what are the chances i will get the same one again man.
all the floats were stacked on top of each other neatly.
one float was out of place.
float number 537! WOW!!!!
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

imagine how stunned i was :o
so i said fuck that. i took the floats tht were stacked.
someone up there really wants me to get that float.
when i didnt, what did they give me? float number 53.
GOD EXISTS EVERYBODY!
AND HE IS ONE FUNNY S.O.B.

2007-07-25T19:45:00.000+08:00

omfg. omfg.
sob starter is $450 :(
thts ridiculous for a starter set.
and it will only be available in september!
argh.

prelims and o's are near :(
and im only getting my watch on saturday.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

another bomb from yym.
" Girls are like parking lots, the good ones are taken and the ones left are the handicaps. "
we are sexists :D

2007-07-23T00:13:00.000+08:00

ive decided.
im gonna learn hw to play an electric guitar.
im gonna get myself a SOB starter.
:D

6 hrs at eug's house ytd.
first day ive touched a guitar.
learnt abit of unholy confessions and nymphetamine.
tried bullet theory.
but. my first song must be metal.

who said you must start with punk?
punk is gay.

im so proud cause they say i learn very fast :D
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
( not applicable to school :D )

2007-07-17T20:25:00.000+08:00

blahblahblahblahblah.

listening compre was sleepy.
the aircon didnt help.
i was falling asleep... waking up... falling asleep...

im gonna die :D

yay. im getting my watch soon.
watchwatchwatchwatch :)
and my mentalism dvds by banachek :o
criss angels consultant :o

good thing im staying single.
which girl wants a mentalist for a boyfriend.
try lying to a mentalist.

mentalism is gonna be so fucking fun.
if what i predicted happens on the 19th.
shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. im gonna freak myself out.

2007-07-14T23:53:00.000+08:00

another magical day.
learnt some trilogy secrets :D
dan and dave are nucking futs.

now what are the chances.
that you meet another flourisher on the bus.
and what are the chances tht the flourisher is a friend of your friend next to you.

tht was exactly what happened :o
doesnt matter.
in like 5 mins of the bus ride.
i learnt 2 things. ( go cry one corner, louis. )
AND WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT FLOURISHER LIVES NEXT TO YOUR BLOCK.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

3 people said i look like a girl.
2 people said i look like i put eyeliner or whatever shit.
i swear the next person tht says i look like a girl is gonna get it.
no holding back.
i look like a she. you look like an it.
:D pwnt.

contacts are fun.
but once i put my glasses back on.
i feel so fucking dizzy.
:/

2007-07-11T15:19:00.000+08:00

made stencils in class.
painful hands.
we made the biohazard sign and some cool wing thingy.
jaarvis sprayed biohazard on his bag.
:o

followed ranil to bukit batok driving centre?
he applying for bike licence :o
im a student walking into a driving centre.
does it look like im the one applying -.-
why was everyone giving me the "why is a student here" face.

the funny part is. when he was typing particulars.
there wasnt secondary sch student in the occupations.
tht was fucking funny.
funnier when he asked the person.

oh oh. im getting contact lenses!
woohoo!
sleep while watching tv!

2007-07-08T21:35:00.000+08:00

went all over the place looking for the watch i want.
gotta wait two weeks.

the watch was 90 bucks at penin.
went to lucky plaza.
155 bucks.
went to another shop in lucky plaza.
170 bucks or so?!
went to fossil boutique.
155 bucks also.

how on earth can the penin shop go so low.
:o

after o's, its time to waste my life away.
i have 3 people with me. hahahahahahaha.

2007-07-05T23:09:00.000+08:00

jeeeeeeeeeeez.
i got so many magic dvds.
but im too lazy to learn now :/

how to perform like that.

2007-07-05T19:53:00.000+08:00

for two days i was late.
didnt go to school on tuesday.
and i went to school at 10 on wednesday :/
what? do i have sleeping problems now?

what a nice world.
i have a fucked up enough life.
now. im looking at a warrant of arrest for my dad.
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

2007-07-02T21:32:00.000+08:00

i still feel funny.
must be tired.
im still fucking pissed.
youre not online. i cant clarify.

the whole day was just bullshit.
total bullshit.
i felt like shit.
im like some zombie.

and theres school tmr. GREAT. JUST GREAT :D

2007-07-02T06:18:00.000+08:00

fuck this world.
fuck this world.

i cant sleep.
came home at 3. slept at 4. woke up at 5.
i kept tossing and turning in bed.
after what i found out.
i totally expected this.
fuck.
FUCK.

even nymphetamine couldnt put me to sleep.
I HATE THIS. I HATE THIS. I HATE THIS.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
im fucking happy and fucking sad at the same time.
and these dont go well together.
ARGH.
FUCKING SHIT.

girls and their bullshitfucks.

2007-07-01T12:09:00.000+08:00

remember the bent fan?
there you go.

and presenting the monkey of the class.

and i saw this when we were looking for stuff at queensway.

who on earth would ride this..

we were spraying and burning the paint at ranils house.
so i decided to try it at my house.
it burned for a while and this came out.

being a complete retard.

like hair huh? the burn marks.

oh and the best 7axaphone ive done so far.

xcm newbie :D

2007-06-29T22:55:00.000+08:00

chinese oral was so fucked up :/

chilled at ranils hse today anyway.
sprayed and sprayed and sprayed.
i think im getting high on spraypaint.

alright. today i was extra tired.
i dont know why.
i slept 6 hours.
i couldnt even press the spray properly :/

i got like too many things in my mind o.o
im going to die soon.
im still addicted to nymphetamine.
and im too lazy to put pics up.

dear mr giam,
yesterday. waileong the genius kicked the soccerball
into the fan while it was turned on.
it looked okay till we turned it off.
one of the blades was bent upwards :D
and. the teachers fan.
the fan cover fell like an inch away from me and landed on the ground.
how i wished it was miss kang standing there below.
her reaction would be PRICELESS.

2007-06-28T21:49:00.000+08:00

suddenly im so fucking in love with CoF :D
its crazy cause. i was just criticising the band months ago.
i dont mean to be gay but dani filth's corpse paint is fucking cool in the video.
yes. yes. say im weird now.
but there are people who love this.
ehehehehehehe. im going crazy. im even watching the video in school.
im watching it now too :D
dani filth has fucking sick eyes. [bright ( light blue + light green )]

k. this is not healthy.
ive heard too mch of metal. his voice sounds fucking nice and normal.
I WAS EVEN LISTENING TO THE SONG WHILE WAITING DURING CHINESE ORALS.
ROFL?

im fucking weird :(

2007-06-25T20:30:00.000+08:00

ah.
first day of school.
they had to put an exam on the first day of school.

oh. and its true.
all sec4 and sec3 classes have two aircons installed in their classrooms.
yeah.
but we are not allowed to use it :(

being 4E.
we turned it on anyway.

the sch zhng-ed our class!

we have window grills?

yes yes. being 4E.

and we have shutters with the doors?!

wow.
the funny part is.
we are the only damn class in the whole level or school to have shutters!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
and only first floor classrooms have window grills!
we are the only class above level one to have window grills.
must be the amount of windows we've destroyed.

AHHHHH. our class got zhng-ed into a huge prison cell.

2007-06-23T03:33:00.000+08:00

:D
2f05 bbq yesterday.
was fun. was fun.
there was this spinning thing that everyone took turns to sit on.
and everyone else would spin him.
i swear it was hell.
my world was diagonal when i stood up.
some fell down.
some almost drank sand.
yes. we tried to trick them into drinking sand while they were giddy as shit.
hamka almost drank it :o

we wanted to go play pool at kimseng.

but who knows. the moment we alighted at the bus stop.
like 5 police officers were across the road.
GREAT!
they asked for our ics :(
and our hp numbers.
and our imei numbers.
then they asked ech one of us questions.
they made me feel like i just committed crime :(
no lah. one of them talk alot of rubbish.

police dude: all taking o levels this year?

janvin: yeah. that sucks.

pd: relax lah. o level damn easy one.

ignatius: siao. we still got mock exam.

ignatius: whats gonna happen to us ah?

pd: check if your hp are stolen ones or not.

j: i still got my singtel receipt :D

ig: me too. what if m1 sell me fake phone?

pd: then i tell you what. after all the trouble. you sue m1.

pd: maybe they every month send you new phone :o

j: wah. eh. not bad seh.

pd: i talk cock only lah.

j: i also know -.-

when the other police officer asked me qns even better.

pd2: JANVIN?

j: here.

pd2: your name janvin? unique name.

j: ( i cant believe i said it ) OF COURSE.

pd2: good good..

from his tone can tell theres alot of fullstops behind..

pd2: you stay at delta ave?

j: yeah..

pd2: nice place. not alot of gangsters.

j: yeah. thats good. i hate them o.o

so they are trying to stop gangster activities at night :o
OMFG. DO I LOOK LIKE A GANGSTER :(?
they obviously cant tell..
anyone thts young. and look like they love doing stupid things. they stop.

young + love doing stupid thing =/= gangster.

one of the police officer said k thanks bye when we were leaving.

the gaming world is dominating :D:D:D:D:D:D

2007-06-17T21:09:00.000+08:00

yesterday.
did physics at gwc.
but suddenly ended up at the granado espada raid party.
HECK. i dont even play the game. hahahahaha.

and here is the new. super nice microsoft reclusa keyboard.
and the weak habu mouse.

chilled at mh after that.

kcd was entertained by us idiotic, lame magicians.
he bought me a deck for helping him with the quest at the raid party.
muahahaha.
actually we demanded it :o

2007-06-13T02:58:00.001+08:00

OMFG. I LIKE CRADLE OF FILTH.

2007-06-12T01:07:00.000+08:00

chilled with jonkoh and louis at city hall.
peninsula plaza or shopping centre.
i dont know.
they are next to each other.

i swear.
you can find the weirdest stuff there.
we were looking for some witchcraft shop jonkoh was talking about o.o
aiyah. we are bored kids.

searched peninsula plaza/shopping centre.
couldnt find anything.
went over to peninsula shopping centre/plaza.
went up to the magic shop.
overpriced goods :D
left.
almost gave up searching when i saw.
this huge signboard.

" SPELLBOUND "

i looked into the store.
3 16 year old guys.
nobody dared to go in. ROFL.
alright. we finally went in.
looked around.

the book of black magic.
the runes.

this is creeping me out.
then i looked up.
worm weed or smth.
all the funny ingredients.

luckily the person there looks perfectly normal.
if the person looked like marilyn manson.
ill just faint and die there.
the music wasnt very nice also.

they wont stop you if you want to do black magic :o

louis was looking at this "keep your wallet full spell"

and eventually he asked abt all the stuff.
HE IS INTERESTED O.O
stupid. ask " WILL I BECOME CRISS ANGEL" better.

criss angels the shit.

2007-06-10T23:53:00.000+08:00

long holidays :/

warning by daniel garcia.
produce smoke from your mouth anytime, anywhere.

did it.
very good effect.
but. my throat feels fucking uncomfortable.
definitely not 100% safe.

learnt more tricks.
learnt more flourishes.
yup. im happy.
hahahaha.

2007-06-02T01:01:00.000+08:00

the gatsby ad is so fucking funny.

i bought one of the moving rubbers today.
it smells like rubber.
like for real. hahahaha.
i think the mild apple fragrance is used to mask the rubber smell.
it failed miserably.

time for me to get matches.
learnt new trick :D
produce smoke from mouth.
TIME TO FREAK MY MOTHER OUT HEHE.
fake smoking ftw.

o.o time to sleep.

2007-05-29T23:50:00.000+08:00

oh man. bought alot of tys today.
but only two of them needs to be done :D

went to chill at east coast with friends.
practiced throwing and shit.
can die throwing man.
talked alot of rubbish.

went to suntec city to go to dhoby ghaut for BEANCURD?!
then went to henderson market for dinner.
thats alot of bus rides.

amaths extra lessons is gonna be boring tmr.
and jamie wasnt around the whole day.
ah damn.

2007-05-27T10:57:00.000+08:00

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
3 days in ace camp and there is alr a rumour spreading.
2 girls caught fucking ech other in the bunk.
omfg.
omfg again.
this is freakin hilarious.
they will probably skip sch from after the holidays.
i dont know if its true.
if it is, ill probably laugh at them when i see them.
im not mean. they are crazy.

and i can play rugby alr.
muahahahaha.
gonna be taught every single thing for free.
cause ranils cousin is a rugby player.
thts the shit.
we got the height. but we dont have the size yet :(
so its 3 months in gym for us.

and wooooooooohooo.
i finally moved my lazy ass to magic hall
and got my jumbo index cards!

timekeeping on friday at SICC.
3hrs of sitting down, pushing buttons and sightseeing.
50 bucks.
harharhar.

its finally the hols.
gonna miss the class.

a day at 4E.
they are playing soccer o.o

no. im not gonna miss miss kang.

ah. sleep somemore.

and i have too many decks.

2007-05-21T19:03:00.000+08:00

i can charge now!
soooooooo happy. after so mch practice :D
charging is a penspinning thing btw.

schools been rubbish.
mdm goh is weird.
i do my work she scold me :o leet.

i wont miss you. not anymore.

2007-05-18T23:14:00.000+08:00

i want giant index bicycles.
i want giant index bicycles.
i want giant index bicycles.
i want giant index bicycles.
i want giant index bicycles.

its been years since i went to magic hall.
i want to get my giant index bicycles :(

rugby is really fun too :D
im gonna play it every pe now.
but its like 3 people play only.
cmon lah. rugby is fun.
me ranil and mr lim is too boring.

oh well.
our day got screwed so badly today.
and im loving my new shoe :)

2007-05-15T22:51:00.000+08:00

ive been coughing for wayyyyy too long :/
i should stop sneaking cokes into my room.
and stop eating so mch honey stars.
THEY WERE RIGHT. THEY ARE ADDICTIVE.

2007-05-13T21:46:00.000+08:00

BEEN SICK FOR A WHOLE DAMN WEEK :/
with my temperature reaching its peak of 39.9
i heard you can go mad if it goes over 40.
i was so scared xD

now im dying to sneak a coke into my room.
UHHHH. SO MANY PEOPLE OUTSIDE.

2007-05-05T02:20:00.000+08:00

kallang wave sucked big time.
we just ended up kicking each others chairs.

school was cool.
the soccer ball hit the fan again.
fourth hit!
who knows man.
one day the fan may just fall and decapitate someones head.
not mine please.

oh. and i just got the secret manual to cheat in gambling.
27 year old book :o
when i finish reading it.
next chinese new year nobody will dare play with me. hahaha.

2007-04-29T22:42:00.000+08:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
~~$200~~ $320 !!!!

time to sleep.

2007-04-26T22:45:00.000+08:00

no prison break?!
:(

i think i love to do shit students dont usually do.
magic.
gaming.
now.
airbrushing looks cool :D
$200 :((((((((

all my hobbies drain money :/
so no girlfriend.
muahahahaha.

2007-04-25T22:38:00.000+08:00

pilots are freaking overpaid THEY ARE OVERPAID -

12000 starting pay?!
one flight. one day allowance 600 SGD.
wah lao eh.
and they get pretty-as-hell stewardess girls also.
but there is a shortage of pilots?

singaporeans have an eye for free gifts.
but definitely not high paying roc jobs like this.

chinese paper 1 today.
omg. i wrote more than 300 words!
amazing.
i usually dont hit the word limit :/

English Oral Tomorrow ://////////////////

i hate exams man.

its not the difficulty.

its the fucking boredom.

im so damn sleepy.
even though i sleep alot.
i dont know why.
suddenly sch feels like shit.

and i still cant do a proper one hand revo :(
but i did dream about you you know.

2007-04-17T21:43:00.000+08:00

magic hall today.
met one anti christ guy.
talked cock whole day.
i found out something really gay.
cradle of filth vocalist ( below )

is from oxford.
what the fuck i tell you.
a student from oxford singing death/black metal now.
no wonder the lyrics are so chim.
like damn chim.
i swear.
another vocalists from another death/black metal band is from cambridge.
if you understand their lyrics.
o level sure A1.
confirm chop.
i have no idea why geniuses end up singing death/black metal.

talked abt crazy people also.
singapore guy tht lived in toa payoh long ago.
believed in human sacrifice, killed two boys and a girl.
hanged FOUR times.
wtf.
when he was hanged he was laughing.
second time. he coughed out a pin. no link. i know.
third time. he coughed out yellow strings. super no link.
fourth time. hanged for 5 minutes. he said my soul will be back before he died.
FREAKY SHIT.

thts nothing compared to a woman in KL.
no wealth. never ever worked before.
live in bungalow.
owns 4 cars.
has 2 butlers.
killed girls.
claims she needs virgin blood.
totally mad.
this one is alot cooler.
HANGED EIGHT TIMES. AND UNTIL NOW STILL NOT DEAD.
HOLY SHIT. WTF.
2 squads of police arrived at her house.
DONT DARE TO GO IN.
feet rooted to the ground.
3 high priests called in.
one shit in his pants.
two caught her.
COULDNT FIND THE EXIT. but the exit was in their faces.
four high-er priests came.
caught her.
locked her in the prison cell.
she laughed and levitated in the cell.
it was in the news.

satanism is sick. totally.
i dont understand man.
people from top universities.
singing death metal.
with lyrics abt how powerful satan is.

the world is so full of shit.

got so many urban legends.
bloody mary.
candy man.
carrey.

hahahaha.
when he said " you know who is bloody mary? "
i stupidly replied " its a drink. what. "

2007-04-15T22:43:00.000+08:00

wow. so many people got tht photoalbum.zip virus.
its hilarious.
i bet everyone fell for it because they saw
Hey just finished new photo album! :) might be a few nudes ;) lol...
tsk tsk tsk tsk.
you should have known better :D

then theres the irritating part.
THE CURE TO THE DAMN VIRUS IS ALL OVER THE INTERNET.
WORK YOUR LAZY ASS AND REMOVE IT. THANK YOUl.
i can have someone trying to send me the photoalbum for one whole damn day.
google " photo+album+virus " k?
or if you're really that lazy.
http://talkback.stomp.com.sg/forums/showthread.php?t=15400

i think the guy who created the virus probably laughed to death at home.

ah.
went to check out a magic show at bukit panjang mall.
before the magic show. there was this stupid band.
i bet they composed their own song because it was so damn dumb.
heck. i couldnt even hear him.
blah blah blah scream scream scream shout shout.
inspired by the bands i like.
but they definitely dont sound like them.
the band's friends cheered.
but i could hear people behind saying
wtf he singing? he is screaming.
hahahaha. owned.

met alot more magicians at the show.
everyone was playing with cards :o

bukit panjang mall's macdonalds is like the only one i've seen where you get your own drinks.
broadrick mixed every single thing into one drink and tricked us all into taking a sip.
wah.
totally.
one of a kind drink.
its fucking sour.

sch tmr :(

2007-04-15T00:30:00.001+08:00

IM TOO LAZY TO BLOG NOW :D

LATERS.

2007-04-13T21:48:00.000+08:00

love to perform magic for junjie and ryan.
they give really good reactions :o

big momma's going off to china on monday.
ah. freedom.
k. it doesnt make a difference.

ranil's air jordan pull-up?!
k. lame :/

ah. and i failed my compre test again.
i suck at compre you know.
i dont understand why they need compre.
you ask. i answer. okay alr what.
still got EXPLAIN IN YOUR OWN WORDS.
and WHICH WORD BLAH BLAH BLAH.
bullshit.
argh.

:/ the badside of sec4.

2007-04-08T20:18:00.000+08:00

magic to xcm.
magic to xcm.
magic to xcm.
magic to xcm?

WOAHHHH.
after a long long. long time.
i finally went to lan. again.
still not too bad :D
even though i havent been playing much cs these days.
too bad cs. ive fallen in love with magic now.
but i really really want to go for capl spring :/

changed amaths teacher.
wow. the new teacher totally rocks.
looks like i wont be failing under mr lim after all.

2007-04-05T20:15:00.000+08:00

have you heard of a name called ambrose?
DAMN COOL.
met ambrose in magichall.
there were alot of ppl there.
there was this antichrist guy.
freaky shit.
there was this guy folding alot of balloons.
he made a freaking dick outta a balloon. HAHAHA.
DAMN DAMN FUNNY there.
seriously sick.

can you see the pig head. hahaha.
dont ask me what balloon is tht.
pig, motorbike, swords and flower balloons mixed all together.
with a pighead of course. hahaha.
made by iverson and ambrose.

2.4 + rugby today. funnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. siol.
yeah. i think i irritated mdm goh like hell today at chem prac.
too bad loh. nobody told her to keep acting like a wall, ignoring us all the time.
i repeated everything i said like ten times. fast.
haha.
i bet shes damn irritated.
like.
is this correct? x10
are you sure? x10
is it supposed to be this colour? x10
maybe she wasnt irritated.
maybe she ignored the first 9 times i said it.
haha.

2007-04-03T22:16:00.000+08:00

suddenly i remember.
that girl i saw on the escalator :o

ROC-ed at the magic hall.

2007-03-31T20:34:00.000+08:00

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
tireddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.
im like a lobster now.
cooked and red.
the sun was a killer today.
AQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ!
45km.
:O
14km run/walk.
20km cycling.
8km bike navigation.
3km kayaking.
i aint gonna join ever again.
we ran like hell man.
and i drank so mch gatorade i got a headache.
a damn bad one too.
i feel so damn sleepy now i think i can sleep for 3435 hours.
:/

i hate sunburns like HELL.

time to ROC.

2007-03-26T19:33:00.000+08:00

ah. new magic shop.

this is SOOOOO mch better than the other one.
can relac one corner and practice magic.
like louis in pic #3.
hell. they even have magic lectures there.
:o
and theres ALOT of pros there man.
flourish pros. coin pros.
wah lau.
and i just started magic for abt 3 weeks only.

got screwed by mr chan today.
basket. he just walk into class and started testing on electromagnetic induction.
:/
should have studied.
first one call me.
i couldnt answer shit.
so now im writing.
faraday's law of electromagnetic induction x 100
lenz's law of electromagnetic induction x 100
faraday's whole law x 100
:(
100 more laws to go.

Was this over before...
before it ever began?
Your kiss, your calls, your clutch
Like the devil's got your hand
This was over before
Before it ever began?
Your lips, your lies, your lust
Like the devil's in your hands

2007-03-23T21:23:00.000+08:00

mr giam has a good throat.
he talked all evening.

2007-03-21T23:13:00.000+08:00

AHHHH. to weeyangs house today.
played ps2.
i still own in the drifting game.
D1.
then. we fixed weeyangs pc up.
colin was too eager to do everything.
we opened up his old and new computer.
attempted to use the old ram.
and we used the old hard disk.
colin was really too enthu about opening up and "operating" on the computer man.

first fuckup.
colin: i cant get the hard disk in lah it doesnt fit. ( trying to force the HD in )
janvin : ( i thought almost all HDs fit almost all comps? )
thts when i saw it. the slot was like __________________
he was trying to force it into the part sticking out.
janvin : ( takes HD and slides it in like magic )
colin : ( wtf? face )
janvin : wtf.. cant you see the thing sticking out.

everyone was laughing lika maddddd in there.

the second ones the best.

we fixed everything up and tried to turn it on.
janvin : ( turns computer on )
colin + ranil + wy : why lika monitor spoil.
so colin kept asking me to take it out for him to take a look.
after a billion times of connecting and reconnecting cables.
janvin : EH HELLO SIR! YOU THINK CONNECT FUN AH.
ranil : ( points to ram )
janvin : omfg. dont tell me he didnt lock it in.
ranil : YAH SIA.
janvin : COLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:|

everyone laughed at him lika shit again.
prawned.

played ball after.

went home.

my air con gives me bitch fits.
when i put the temperature at 26.
sometimes its so damn cold.
sometimes its so damn hot
gave me an unnecessary cold.
how irritating is it to sneeze every 3 seconds.

-_-

2007-03-17T23:34:00.000+08:00

wah.
i want to kill tht cyclist alr.
these injuries.
the inconvenience is killing me man.
its way more inconvenient than painful.

magic is painful to the brain man.
i cant remember the routines.
and I CANT FAN! AHHHHHH!
i just realised i have sweaty palms.
cause jason told me if you have sweaty palms.
your deck will absorb the moisture and bloat up.
my decks so fat now. anymore and it wont fit the box.
tht means i have to buy new deck every 1-2 weeks :/

school tmr.
no more waking up late again :(
i wonder hw mch homework i owe mr lim man.

2007-03-11T21:32:00.000+08:00

night cycling ytd.
till 6am today.
sucked.

we cycled frm sch to east coast.
the whole of east coast to changi.

at the end of east coast.
some other punk cyclist crashed into me.
wtf.
he didnt even fall.
i dont know hw lucky he is.
cause the force was quite huge.
cause we were both quite fast and we were cycling in the opposite directions.
then i flew off the bike.
i didnt even realised till i got up.
was like "holy shit. wtf"
i nvr got so badly injured before :/
punk cyclist.
he nvr even stop seh.
just kept going.
no nuts.

usually i just get a cut or two.
but this time.
left elbow cut and badly bruised.
left knee badly cut and badly bruised.
right middle finger badly bruised.
right index finger bruised.
left hip cut. very badly bruised.
left shoulder badly bruised.
neck sprained.

must list. keep. and remember.
luckily we were forced to wear helmets.
cause. there were some deep scratches on the helmet.
wonder what would have happened if i didnt have a helmet.
damned fag.
i couldnt cycle the whole night alr.
what a good way to start the hols.
i cant even walk properly.
argh.

2007-03-07T20:42:00.000+08:00

long time no post.
chinese prelims today.
im so fucked.
letter writing was so easy.
but.
the compo's like.
i wrote only 211 words :/
minimum 300!
i wrote like 3/4 of the page before staring into air.
i didnt know what to write at all.
screw chinese.

card tricks ftw.
i know 6 cool ones now.
trust me the look on a persons face after i complete the trick.
got mastercard also cannot buy.
like :O x 100^2343423454566

2007-02-28T21:48:00.000+08:00

went to cut hair.
finally.
and i bought this too.

22 bucks :(
but its good wax. like damn good.
way better than gatsby.
it smells so nice.

i bought a new card deck too.

cooler cards :D
black cards. spade and clubs are grey.
hearts and diamonds are red.

cooler spade of course.

this is the best.
the back of the cards and box.
if you keep making circles with the circle.
it has tht hypnotising effect thing.
you will get dizzy lah.
dammmmmmmmmmmmmmn nice.

got it at the magician shop.
louis signed for membership.
while he was learning a trick.
some guy in there. alvin.
showed me some tricks.
like holy shit.
hes fucking good.
i was so shocked i started laughing.

like. he told me to take a card.
nine of diamonds.
put it in the middle.
cut. shuffle. blah blah.
snap. he flipped open the first card. nine of diamonds.
he did it again.
but this time i shuffled and cut.
snap. nine of diamonds again.
shit.
i shuffled again.
snap. ten of diamonds.
then i looked up.
the nine of diamonds was held between his lips.
HOLY SHIT!?

2007-02-25T22:22:00.000+08:00

long time no post.
CNY was okay.
went to my grandmas house.
we played this game.

we gotta keep tearing and tearing bits of the vanguard sheet away.
it just gets smaller and smaller.
whoever drops the cake on the floor will have to eat it.

then. we played bingo.
ah. this one is fun.

my uncle changed his car.
woah. the car is damn cool.

its all dark and crap.
but when he starts the car.
everything lights up like funfair like that.
yeah.
then i went to the playground under your house.
i stupidly waited and waited.
i was so tired i started seeing things :O

I FINALLY BOUGHT A NEW HEADSET :D

things sound so mch better now.
better than tht stupid creative muvo earphones.

and i saw this youtube video on counterstrike.
THIS is the kind of tv i should be getting.
but so sad. singapore doesnt have it.

and did sievers just shout " YOU GUYS SUCK! "?
holy shit.
you do tht in singapore.
i think you lying outside egames bleeding like shit alr.
now thats cs.

2007-02-18T01:35:00.000+08:00

snacks in school is good.

this is okay.
jaarvis ate McChicken in class.
behind a book of course.

dinner on friday with classmates.

for awhile i thought this is icecream.
until someone said its butter?
or whatever they use for bbq.

don't they just love eggs.

fat dude - emoboy.

rushed to vivo.

idesperatelywanttosmoke - emoboy - and er innocentkid.
wanted to watch epic movie but damn.
sold out.
so for like half an hour.
we decided what to do.
HALF AN HOUR!

so we decided to watch ghost rider.
0015.
colin and yb went home.

went to third floor.
dont know what tht place is called?
the place where you see the sea between vivo and sentosa?
jaarvis calls it emo-view. okay...

oh and shahril gave me a cigarette.

and what does janvin do with a cigarette?
play with it of course.

1800-X-SMOKING :D

shahrils belt buckle.
the moment we saw it colin was like.
MIGHTY MORPHIN PIRATE RANGER!

walked around after ghost rider.
was a total waste of my money.
okay. maybe not a total waste.
i dont know why kumwai aka emoboy got so damn high after the show.

outside vivo.

kumwai was standing under the vivocity sign guessing what colour it will turn into next.

oh. and for the benefit of those tht just cannot mind their own business.
i deleted the last post.
i dont know why you give a shit.
we dont share mothers.
you dont know my mother.
so go love your own mother.
thanks, lin aka "." or whatever your next name is.

2007-02-08T20:10:00.000+08:00

damn. alot of shit happened.
i think this is like my unluckiest week?
must be tht stupid black cat.
MY SPECS BROKE :(

i went to find a similar one.
then no more.
WTF.
so i bought one tht looks a little different.
i dont like the new one.

oh and look what my brother uses for a mousepad/paper.

i cant even read chinese compres properly.
but zomgwtf.

shocked.

AH. AND LOOK WHO LEFT HIS PHONE IN A CAB AND WENT BACK HOME TO SLEEP.
colins mother called me when she couldnt find him.
but he was sleeping at home the whole time.

since i was going to queensway. i picked it up at ikea.
nice guy. return phone.
when mine goes missing.
nobody returns it to me :(
GOD IS GOOD TO BAD PEOPLE. SO LETS ALL BE BAD.

brought cards to school for card tricks.
DAMN fun.

dont know why people think the spade ace is damn nice.
dont all decks have weird spade aces?

i was reading the papers today when i saw this.

GAMERS ARE DOMINATING THE PRESS. OMG. HELL YEAH!
and all this time i was wondering why my eyesight doesnt go bad.
after hours of matching :D

so DOWN WITH MAPLESTORY.
COME TO COUNTERSTRIKE.
YOU WANT BETTER EYES DONT YOU?

2007-02-03T21:11:00.000+08:00

aw. sch was sucky yesterday.
spelling test?
we are secondary sch students!
alright. i confess i cheated.

:/
and this is hw mch of the exercise book we used for one damn chapter.

mr lim bun. king of piah textbook.
mr lim: " er. kk. dont give you all so much homework. 7-21" if i remember correctly.

addicted to green tea? ignore the 100+'s

howai was hugging all the bottles when mr mui came. rofl.

went to try jaarvis flyer job today?
gave out these.

tht job sucked. i got like the worst place.
bukit purmei?
they should just bomb the whole place and rebuild..
wtf?

one floor is like that.

another is like that?!

oh btw. its the same staircase.
so i had to run up and down to get to the other side.
the lift is the worst.
its so damn ancient.

im waiting at the first floor.
11.....
11.....
6.....
6.....
6.....?
6.....?
6.....?!
1.
at least i waited without giving in to the i think i press alot of time will be faster disease.
another guy gave in.
he kept pushing the up button.
then i was thinking. you press so many time will faster meh? bodoh.
he had a very attitude problem face also. old man. btw.

so i went to alot of blocks.

rofl OWNED.

then i saw something.
every floor is like that.

then i saw one floor like that.

ZOMGWTF. LIKEA BUDGET?
ROFL!

wow. i admire people tht cant get angry.
I WANT ALSO!

2007-01-31T22:27:00.000+08:00

maybe i should just think like my brother.
his just a kid lah. let him be.
omg. was i like that last time?
please no.
if yes, sry to whoever i irritated.
i get hw you were feeling now :/

oh. and my mother lectured me on my character.
this is a post with alot of srys.
maybe i should just follow nick* and say.
im sry for all my past mistakes.
please forgive me.
new year lah.
okay okay?

*- nick is my ex team leader. he is totally in love with his awp. people pronounce awp in short as op. as in OPerator tht op. he pronounces it as AYE - DOUBLEE YOU PEE. huh? double my pee?
he said sry because he backstabbed every team member and kinda kicked everyone out. he thinks his damn pro. well nick. we can kick j00 a55 anytime. jackass. burn in hell. you bad boy all year. no sry for you taday. he looks like a loser. he talks like a loser. he is a loser. kthxbye.

2007-01-30T22:11:00.000+08:00

urgghhhhh. my stomach hurts.
tht kid asks more and more questions everyday.
im going fucking crazy i swear.
he goes like blah blah blah blah?
im like will you please stop asking me questions?
so he says. alright alright. ill stop.
five minutes later. when i just started enjoying the peace.
blah blah blah blah?
URK!
after awhile more he says please just let me tell you something.
ok. im listening.
im gonna buy a spiderman toy later. its damn fun.
AHHHHHHHHH! DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCKING CARE.
THT KID KILLS.
DESTROY HIM. DESTROYYYYYYYY HIM!

2007-01-27T21:11:00.000+08:00

this kid is fatal. deadly.
to all who want to just sit down. chill and play their damn game.
he drove me completely insane.

Skills: Asking a question every 5 seconds.
Talking abt things tht totally make no sense.
Just talking rubbish.
Touching everything thts part of my computer.
Ultimate skill: FUCKING smelly feet. omfg. aircon also can smell.

he touches everything lah.
he folded my beloved mousepad.
i told him not to touch.
then i made it flat again.
HE WENT TO SCRATCH THE QcK+ LOGO.
omfg. if it was scratched off. im gonna kill him.
okay. he offers me sweets and shit.
but.
when im playing his like.
i gave you a sweet. you ought to let me play.
OIC. HELLO. YOU COME INTO MY ROOM TELL ME WHAT TO DO?!
his seven.
when i said go straight he went left.
and he still wants to play.
cant stand it.

luckily it still looks new :D

2007-01-23T22:39:00.000+08:00

amaths re-exam today.
i swear im gonna flunk it bad.
some of the questions seems to me like it hasnt even been taught yet.
although it has already been taught.
THATS IT.

oh.
halfway during the exam.
some kids were cheering/screaming?
i swear one of them sounded like some screamo/angry emo band lead singer.

time is flyyyyyyyyyyyying.

2007-01-22T22:17:00.000+08:00

damn blogger.
laggy shit.

saturday was one hell of a day.
worked at singapore island country club with jaarvis colin and shahril.
mmmm.
walked past the carpark.
lexus, lexus, lexus, slk, fairlady z, carrera, lexus, more lexus, more mercedes.
waited.
changed.
briefed.
we were supposed to go to every checkpoint for the biathlon.
with 24 bottles of mineral.
shahril walked 500m.
i walked 1km.
colin walked 2km.
jaarvis walked 1km.
i think.
so we sat there.
fed mosquitos.
gave rubberbands to the runners.
and thts it!
we were there since 7.
but really we only worked for 2 hrs.
and the pay was 50 bucks.
25/hr. where find.

rushed out of there at 1.
headed to queenstown for flag day.
totally lame.
we were sitting there waiting for a cab.
wait damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn long.
there wasnt a single cab lah.
when we finally got one it was pouring and we were half an hour late.
ok.
got our tin cans.
took a cab downnnnnnnnnnnnn to lan for training.
rushed to change.
played.
rushed back to queenstown at five to return the cans.
LIKE WTF LAH. RUSH HERE AND THERE.
then when everything was finally over.
i went to the library :O
i sat there till 8 reading "C for Dummies"
and. come to think of it.
I LEFT IT IN SCHOOL.
SHIT.

2007-01-17T22:15:00.000+08:00

went to leftfoot for shoes.
didnt buy my shoe today :(
it looked too weird.
the dunk i saw just 4 days ago disappeared :/
the guy there looked so pek chek.
3 ppl buying shoe.
hahahahaha.

colin did stupid shit.
he went to buy something at the old chang kee outside taka.

janvin : eh. i dare you go there ask hw old is chang kee.
colin : ( orders food )
colin : auntie ah. this is old chang kee?
auntie : yah.
colin : how old is chang kee?
auntie : ( laughing ) very old.
janvin & jyi : ( lmao )

cant believe he actually asked how old is chang kee.
walked arnd looking for jyi's wallet.
couldnt find anything.
waste our time :)
weeeeeeeeeeent to simlim to find my keyboard.
found :D last one in simlimsquare :DDDDDD
so im typing with my newwwwww super nice keyboard.

and omfg.
i finished amaths hw in school.
omg. gosu.

2007-01-16T22:22:00.000+08:00

i got some things i wanna buy.

~~SHOES! $119~~
Sennheiser HD-555 :D $240 :(
~~Everglide t-1000 gaming keyboard $55-$60~~ :O
tht watch at e2max $?
wallet $?
ipod $428 -.-
shoes again o.o $?

gotta start working/saving my ass off again :(

buying shoe tmr :D
jiayi and colin also.

AND. the amaths re-exam got postponed again.
this is so irritating.
watched kungfu mahjong 3 ytd.
its DAMN funny.
F-U-C-K! o.o

MY MOTHER. IS FUCKED UP :)

you think - you funny?
space language ^

2007-01-14T22:16:00.000+08:00

this is so fucked up.
WE WERE COMPLACENT.
it killed us.
it killed our chances at premier category.
(it downgraded us to power rangers.)
we breezed through the first match.
scriMasters 16 - 8 Skeptic!
then.
TELETUBIES CAME :(
we kicked their purple, green, yellow, red asses back to tht baby faced sun first half.
11-4 to us.
then we started thinking.
zomg. what newbies.
they fought back second half.
16-14 to them :(
just 2 rounds.

well.
lesson learnt.
we were complacent and impatient
and their strats tested our patience.
we will be back next season.
capl spring 2007 open champions :D
as power rangers.

rawr.
my amaths re-exam is just two days away.
im gonna fail :(
I DONT WANNA FAIL.
differentiation is not too bad.
but the old chapters just kill me.

OH.
and.
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven o.o
when the song is flipped backwards.
it reveals a satanic message.
freaked the whole team out when we were at yh's.
one of the lines is " he ( satan ) will give those with him 666 "
but the song sounds damn normal when not backwards.
creepy.
wanna hear it?
google " led zeppelin stairway to heaven backward "

heard.
satan gives someone success and all for life.
in exchange for half of tht persons lifetime.
and service in hell.
totally aint worth it.
totally.
then we thought of the most lame religion.
gamerism.
play hard go pro.
HAHAHA.
thts my religion now.
since ive been a free thinker for so long.

and now.
its time to rush my homework.

2007-01-11T20:18:00.002+08:00

i gave you everything,
but it just wasnt enough to make you stay.
you said youd give me time and space again.
i asked to see you everyday.
now im waiting four years just to feel your touch,
waiting four whole years to say how much i care.
the flowers i gave you, died, lost and been thrown away, just like me.
never again will i have you beside me, you to be there.
now im waiting four years just to hear your voice,
waiting four whole years to lie right by your side.
i waited all this time, just to see your smile.
i waited all this time to say how much i care.
can you see me waiting for you everyday?

2007-01-11T20:18:00.000+08:00

:/ 2 more days.
im freaking out like i did last time.
although we are playing against weaker teams now.
win two teams. and we will be promoted to premier.
yes. thts what we will do.
thts just what we are gonna do.

and. my mic is alright now. HEHE >:D

and you know that im not one to follow through,
all these city streets the people look the same,
and i can see your face, and i can hear your name
i wasnt asking for the world.

2007-01-10T21:06:00.000+08:00

the mic on my headset is spoilt :(
now i cant make alot of noise on cs anymore :(:(:(:(

and theres amaths hw everyday :(
and theres emaths hw everyday :(
and theres ms kang provoking the whole damn class everyday. :(
and theres the usual waking up at 6.30 everyday. :(

i want my holidays back. :(

this is damn sad.
im sitting in front of the computer doing amaths.
the good thing is.
team sponsorship.
woohoo. half a year free lan at cine e2max.
:D

2007-01-09T23:06:00.000+08:00

scriMasters #one <<>

capl in 4 days!
i feel super pro nowadays.

scriMasters #one headshots xxxxxx with ak x5

im gonna get slapped for writing tht :D

and.
IM DOING HOMEWORK AT HOME!
zomgwtfbbq.

night cycling this saturday?!

2007-01-08T19:23:00.000+08:00

suddenly i love mondays.
school ends at 12.20.
12.20!!
HAHAHAHAHA.
but they should put elearn on friday lah.
then school ends after recess.
best.

2007-01-04T21:26:00.000+08:00

school again.
its another year of waking up early.
but theres o levels this time =/

almost all the teachers never change lah.
wth.
only pe. amaths and emaths.
its all the same old boring teachers.
ms kang. fuck.
why doesnt she retire like the rest of the teachers.

wont you tell her that I said I'm the one?
i couldnt hurt her like everyone,
and tell her that i said im the one,
and i dont deserve her.

2007-01-02T00:20:00.000+08:00

went for lunch with relatives.
dads birthday.
place was awesome.
food was great also.
they had like zomgwtfbbq lots of shellfish.
and dessert.
when i walked in i was like wtfs tht brown fountain.
shit.
chocolate fountain.
or foundew? aiyah. whatever they call it.
tht was damn cool.
yeah. so we ate chocolate coated strawberries like mad.

the drinks is the cool part.
my cousin stole his dads drink.
it looked like water+ice+raspberries+blueberries?
we shared and we were like.
" OMFG. WHATS THIS? HOLYSHITWTF NICE. "
then we stupidly drank alot.
because it tasted like it had just a little alcohol.
so we just DRINK ONLY.
IT WAS DAMN NICE.
its called "the line"?
its called the name of the damn place.
now i know what those bartenders do all day.
anyhow mix drinks until they cham nice thing come out.
yeah. then my cousin was lying on the chair.
"eh. do you feel abit funny?"
"my head hurts like HELL"
"yeah"
no. we werent drunk.
our heads just hurt like hell.
drink only -_-"
ill take tht drink all day like water if it didnt have alcohol.
HEAVENLY.

oh then my little cousins were damn cute.
they open/whateverthewordis longans by throwing it at the counter.
they kept picking and throwing until the skin broke.
even my uncle was lhfao.

my other uncle is the man.
he + auntie + two of my cousins.
challenge his secondary 1 this year son to clear this kinda big cup of long island tea?
he kept saying " i drink. you buy me new phone "
well he downed it anyways.

stage 2.
i think its a cup of bloody mary.
i have no idea why they call it tht.
he had to finish it also.
well obviously i was thinking " WHAT KINDA FATHER IS THT SIOL! O.O I WANT "
actually my dad is like that also.
so wth.
guess its in their blood.
to challenge their son/daughter to do stupid things.
really man. tht kids secondary 1.
hahahahaha.
my uncle should take it eaaaaasy.

and theres lan training again. after lunch.
WOOHOO! FUN.